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A COMEDY OF AIR ORES (2024 Remaster)

by The Santairs

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A PARODY OF 'I'M THINKING OF DREAMS NOW' 02:20
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When You Whip Me And Beat Me With Chains, I Get This Feeling, I Love This Pain. I'm Hopin' For You To Hit Me My Friend. I'm Askin' For You To Whip Me Again All Night Long. I'm Longing For You To Tie Me Up. You Know That I Will Act As Your Slut. I'll Get Down On My Hands And Knees, And You Can Smack Me As You Please. Make Me Bleed, Make Me Bleed. Get Out The Handcuffs. Tape My Mouth And Legs. Tie Me Up So High My Love. Fertilize Your Eggs! You Know You Love These One Night Stands, And Being Naked In Front Of Your Man. You're Going To Be My Little Mutt. I'm Going To Fart As You Kiss My Big Butt On Your Bed, On Your Bed.
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CHICKY CHICKY CHICKY COMEDY 01:19
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I Want You, You Want Me. I Want To Climb A Tree. I Say Ah, You Say Oh, Santa Claus Says Ho, Ho, Ho. I Say Why, You Say How! We Will Try To Burn A Cow. He's On Fire, Watch Him Run! See Him Go, Cooked Well Done. We Ate Him For Our Lunch. Later On, We'll Have Him For Brunch. I Want Love, You Want Hate. I Lift A Million Pounds Of Weight. I Start Screaming, You Start Crying. All This Noise, My Chicky's Dyin'. My Chicky, Chicky, Chicky's Dyin'. My Chicky, Chicky, Chicky's Dyin'. (Solo) Here We Go Again!
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CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE 02:40
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You Were Standing By My Side, Being A Beautiful, Blushing Bride. But When You Walked On Out That Door, You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore. You're Just Doing It Again, Causing Trouble, Making Sin. And When You Laid Down On That Floor You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore. Now I Wish You'd Never Met All Those Men You Ever Slept. Being Married Made You Meaner As You Fondled Another Wiener. You Fulfilled A Fantasy All With Him And Not With Me. And Then You Wanted It Some More. You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore. Now Let's Rock Country. (Solo) Now I Wish We Never Met; All Those Times You Made Me Wet. Being Married Made You Meaner As You Fondled All Those Wieners. Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep, Peacefully Counting Sheep. And When I Start To Snore, You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore. And When You Wanted More You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore.
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TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME [NEW MIX-UP] 02:44
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Tell Me That You Love Me. Tell Me That You Care. Please Don’t Ever Leave Me. My Love Is Always There. And I Can Show You Where. What Is That You’re Sayin’? I Am So Confused. My Heart Feels Though It’s Empty, Beaten And Abused. And Now There Seems No Use. All My Life, I’ve Been Waitin’ For A Girl Just Like You To Take Me Away. I’ve Been Dreamin’ And Believin’ The False Hopes I Dream Every Day. (Solo) Every Time I Need You, You Turn And Walk Away, Leave Me On My Own With Nothing Else To Say, So Here, Alone, I’ll Stay. I’m So Lonely, And I’m Here Only To Listen To The Sound Of My Aching Heart. I Wish You’d Hold Me, Instead You Told Me That Your Life Wasn’t Fulfilled From The Very Start. Tell Me That You Love Me Just For One More Time. All I’ll Say Is Sorry, With Memories Left Behind. And I Wish That Again You’ll Be Mine.
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I'M DUMBER THAN YOU 03:01
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Where There’s An Ass Don’t Mean There’s Stink, Brain In My Head Don’t Mean I Think, Don’t Flatter Yourself, I’m Dumber Than You. Get Off The Phone You Lazy Twit, I Don’t Have To Put Up With Your Shtick, Anymore, I’m Dumber Than You. You Heard I’m Stinkin’ More Than I Should, And I Ain’t Been Lookin’ All That Good. Something Told You I Like Taking It Rough. And Why I’m Writing This Story Up Since I’m Dumber Than You? There Were Times When You’d Been Around, You Would Have Seen Me Humpin’ The Ground. But Now You Won’t, 'CAUSE I’m Dumber Than You. And If I Seem A Little Bit Cold, It’s Because I’m Wrinkled And Old, Like My Penis, I’m Dumber Than You. You Heard I’m Stinkin’ More Than I Should, And I Ain’t Been Lookin’ All That Good. Something Told You I Like Taking It Rough. And Why I’m Writing This Story Up Since I’m Dumber Than You? You Heard I’m Stinkin’ More Than I Should, And I Ain’t Been Lookin’ All That Good. Something Told You I Like Taking It Rough. And Why I’m Writing This Bs Up Since I’m Dumber Than You? I’m Dumber Than You. I’m Dumber Than You. I’m Dumber Than You.
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SUH! 03:50
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Suh, Suh! Coming Out Of The World As A Vegetable, Suh, Suh! Forced Unto A Life Of Morbid Horror, Suh! And Then The Terror Of Living Starts, Suh! Comes From Phantoms That Lurks In Lochs, Suh! Baby, Baby! Living The Living When Of Death, When You’re Dead! Let Us Eat The Lettuce Of Your Wealth. Oho! (Burp!) Capture Darkness And His Hand And-- That Is When, Maybe, You’ll Understand. Suh, Suh! Get Those Arms And Legs Workin’ Now. Light, I See Light. Dark Is So Dark. Color My Colour, Doggie Does A Bark. Suh, Suh! Ah, You Ate A Man’s Insides Tonight. Mm! You Sturdy People Of Hate, Living Nothing! (Burp!) Guts, Orgies, Satanic Humps; Idiots Of Girls With The Mumps. Suh, Suh! Confused You Are, Is This A Song? Aha! Why Am I Singing Like This? ‘Cause The Bitch Told Me To. It’s Better Than Eating People Like You. Say That Again! Suh, Suh! Suh!
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OH 01:23
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Oh, Oh, Oh, Oho, Oho, Oho.
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THE BS TUNE 01:26
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(Flatulence Noises): Hmm, Smells Like Beans It Does, Like Gases, Ashes And Rotten Eggs, Hmm! Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bs, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit. I Said Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bull Shit, Ah, Bull Shit!
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WHEN? 03:15
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Instrumental
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PSMFYA RAP 01:35
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You Acted So Kind On The Very First Day But Then You Went And Raged In Such A Horrible Way. You Yelled And Screamed At All Of Our Kids, And Then At The Fair, In The Bus You Hid Running Away Responsibilities, Due To Your Lack Of Credibility. Amplified Generation Got Screwed By You And So July And Audiofaction Too. You Stole Their Shows, Gave It To The Ongoing, But What You Didn’t Know For All Your Knowing, Grievances We Filed Put You In Your Place, But Then, Once Again, You Showed Your Disgrace. You Swept This Issue Right Under The Rug, And Gave The Other Kids High Fives And Hugs, Slandering All The Kids That You Have Wronged, But Here I Am, Truthing In This Song, Tell The World Exactly What You Are, An Egomaniac Who Thinks He’s A Star. The Board Pretended That This Wasn’t Real, And Kicked Us Out, How Would You Feel? And Now I’m Here To Help Expose So That The Other Kids, When They Do Shows, Knows Exactly That What You Say Is Full Of Lies Every Single Day. Yea, I Said Yea! But I’m Here To Show Everybody The Truth, And Warn The Parents And All The Youth, And I Will Spread Across This Nation, That In This Non-Profit Organization That You’ll Never Be A Great Sensation In Puget Sound Music For Youth Association. That’s What I Said. Your Free Advertisement!
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VALENTINE'S INTERVIEW ON THE THRONE 00:35
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Back story: A male reporter, an amateur to his job, decides to conduct an interview with a man and a woman on Valentine's Day, who are not a couple, inside a public bathroom off a freeway rest area. He was attempting to get a nice, family friendly interview—or so he thought. INTERVIEWEE male: Okay INTERVIEWER: Yes Sir, I'd Like To Interview You For Valentine's Day. Yea, I Was Just Wondering About What You're Going To Do For Your Girlfriend Or Wife Or Significant Other. Would You Please Tell Us? INTERVIEWEE male: Alrighty Then....(flatulence) INTERVIEWER: Okay, That Was Interesting, Um (turns To The Woman): How About You, Mam? Would You Tell Us What You Would Do For Your Husband Or Your, Or Your Boyfriend? Ah, Could You Do That Please? INTERVIEWEE female: Sure....(more Flatulence) INTERVIEWER: Ah, You Know My Microphone Is Really Gonna Start Stinking Here Really Soon, Ah. I Gotta Get It Like Deloused Here.(Taps The Microphone A Few Times.)
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BRAINSICK IDIOMS OF UNSOUND MIND 01:01
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Around The Bend, Crazy As A Loon, Mad As A Hatter, Not All There, Nutty As A Fruitcake, Off One's Head, Off One's Rocker, Of Unsound Mind, Out Of One's Mind, Sick In The Head, Stark Raving Mad. That's Me (Repeat Over And Over.) Thank You!
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hahahaheheehaha 00:13
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Hahahaheheehaha!
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AUDIO TRACK 23:28
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Various Recordings And Performances.

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I've recorded certain songs as a joke, and this album is full of them. It's my obvious attempt at failure--a failure not release this album of A Comedy Of Air Ores. (2024 Remaster)

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released March 14, 2016

Wayde K. Brown (Total Running Time: 48:50)

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The Santairs Auburn, Washington

I am a musician, singer, and songwriter doing this part-time but have been doing it all my life. I started singing before I could talk at the age of one, and wrote my first real song at 15 years of age. (If you count avant-garde as a song, then the age would be 7.) I currently own my own recording studio; and I write, perform, and record my own music (and other's from time to time.) I am Santairs. ... more

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