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CHEAP TWO​-​BIT WHORE

from A COMEDY OF AIR ORES (2024 Remaster) by The Santairs

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I'll start off by saying that this song will offend some people. But, so what?! It's all satire anyway. I had the title of this song in my head for several years. Then, the opportunity presented itself today (9/18/14) so I decided to write it. I completed it in less than what it takes to have a coffee break. I also played the instruments in a way I don't normally perform them, plus I used a voice I don't usually use. Also, the solo in itself is a huge joke.
This is song #578.

Recorded at The CELL BLOCK Studio in Auburn, WA.

lyrics

You Were Standing By My Side,
Being A Beautiful, Blushing Bride.
But When You Walked On Out That Door,
You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore.

You're Just Doing It Again,
Causing Trouble, Making Sin.
And When You Laid Down On That Floor
You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore.

Now I Wish You'd Never Met
All Those Men You Ever Slept.
Being Married Made You Meaner
As You Fondled Another Wiener.

You Fulfilled A Fantasy
All With Him And Not With Me.
And Then You Wanted It Some More.
You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore.
Now Let's Rock Country.
(Solo)
Now I Wish We Never Met;
All Those Times You Made Me Wet.
Being Married Made You Meaner
As You Fondled All Those Wieners.

Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep,
Peacefully Counting Sheep.
And When I Start To Snore,
You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore.
And When You Wanted More
You Became A Cheap Two-Bit Whore.

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from A COMEDY OF AIR ORES (2024 Remaster), released March 14, 2016
Wayde K. Brown

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The Santairs Auburn, Washington

I am a musician, singer, and songwriter doing this part-time but have been doing it all my life. I started singing before I could talk at the age of one, and wrote my first real song at 15 years of age. (If you count avant-garde as a song, then the age would be 7.) I currently own my own recording studio; and I write, perform, and record my own music (and other's from time to time.) I am Santairs. ... more

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