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MY REQUEST ON THE RADIO
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Radio announcer: "And Now On The Oldies Phone, Good Morning, Have A Song?"
Me: Yea, Ugh, There's A Song By The Corsairs, I Think It's called, "Smoky Places."
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Recording of LOVIN' ALL THE TIME from off the radio (live).
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I Want You, Yea, Yea. I Want You. I Want You, Yea, Yea. Because, I Want You. I Want You Because I Like You, Yea, Yea. And You Need Me, Yea. Yea, I Want You So, And You Know. I Want You, Ah, Wah, Because I, Oo, I Want You. Ah! I Want You. Yea! Woo, Hoo, Hoo, Yea, Yea, Yeah, Yea, Because I Need You, I Want You, I Like You, Because You're Ugly, Just Kidding! Yeah, Yeah! Hoo! Yea, Woa, Woa, The Longest Song, So, So Long, The Longest Song. Long, Long, Long, The Longest Song. This Is The Longest Song, The Longest. My Longest Song! 'Cause I Need You, I Need You, Ah The Longest Song, I Need You. This Is A Song, The Longest Song, The Longest, 13 Minutes, Over 13 Minutes And 3 Seconds. Oh Yea, Yea, Yea I Like It Man. Would You Like To Do It Too, Would You Like To Do It Too? Yea. My Longest Song Is This One. My Longest Song Yea. Oh, I'm Not Sure What It's Called, It's Called, It's Called The Longest! I Want You. This Is My Guitar, But It's Not Gently Weeping. (Ad-Lib Noises.) She's Not There, She's Not There. My Baby Went Home. And I Couldn't Find Her Comb, So I Went Back Home, Because I Want To See You There. Yea, Yea, Yea, Oh! This Is My Longest Song, The Longest Song, The Longest Song, The Longest Song, The Longest Song, The Longest Song. Song! I Want You, I Need You, I Want You, I Need You Yea, Yea. This Is My Song. And, And, And The Longest. Yes I Know, Yea! My Longest Song, I Love It So Much. And Don't Give Me Too Much Trouble. I Know Your Mother Was Too Much. So I'll Leave Off Where I Was. My Girl Went And Left Me, My Girl Up And Left Me. My Girl Left Me. And So I Went Back Home And Cried. I Didn't Know What To Do After That, So I Grabbed My Hat, And I Went Upstairs And Packed Up, And Looking Up. Hahaha, Ow! So I Went To Work, I Said To My Boss, I Gotta Find My Girlfriend And Get Her Again. I Was Lookin' For Her For A Long Time. But I Couldn't Find Her. I Asked A Drunken Bum Where He Was. He Said He Got The Fuzz. Ow! (Ad-Lib), And I Went To Find Her And Got Her And Kissed Her. And We Were Happy. And That's My Longest Song. 'Cause I Wanted To Have Her. Now I'm Playin' The Bass, Yea, Yea, Ah! Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea. I Do Not Know Where I'm Goin' To. I'm Just Sittin' Here Resting My Bones .OW, I Still Want Her. Because I Want Her So Much, We Were Happy Together, Until She Ran Away Again, And I Was Sad, Sadder Than Bad. I Left Her, I Said, I Want To Forget About You, 'Cause I Don't Want You Anymore. I'll Be Playing Music Instead And I Decided To Go To Bed. Baby, I Hope You Come Back To Me. If You Don't Want Me, Good, Then Forget About Me, 'Cause I Don't See You Again, Ow! Lousy Notes, Lousy Notes, Lousy Notes. Ow, Yea, Yea! 'Cause I Cannot Lie. I Got A New One Now, Her Name Is Gina. Ow! So I Killed Her Too. And I Was All Alone, I Was Thrown In Jail, Because I Couldn't Get Bailed Out. I Killed My Wife. I'm Back To Where I Started From. I Was Born In Jail. Now I Can't Do Nothin' But Rest My Little Pale. So I'm Gonna Stay In Here Until I Rot, And I'll Be Here And That's Alot. And I, I Don't Know What I Deserve To Deserve This Fate, Oh! I'm Trying To Escape From This Stupid Place, 'Cause This Is My Longest Song And I Want Her Back. A, Another Girl,Oh Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea. Because I, (Ad-Lib) Oh Yea. So I Escaped From This Prison, And Then I Got Out. Then I Found Another Girl. Then I Saw Her Get Shot Out. We Got Married And I Wanted Her The Most, More Than Anyone Else. I Want Ow, I Want You, I Want You, I Want You, I Want You, I Want You, I Want You, Yea,Yea. This Is The Longest Song, Believe It Or Not. This Is My Longest Song, Believe It Or Not. It Might Be Another 20 Minutes, All Day At The Mall, If I Keep On Goin', It Would Be Nothin' At All, Where They Lived Happily Ever After, But There Was Still Some Problems, Yea, There Was. And It's All About Themselves, Ow (Ad-Lib.) Yea, And It All Ends Later (Burp!) And All I Have To Do Is Think Of Her. I Don't Want To Kill Her 'Cause She's The Right One For Me. Oh Yea, Oh Yea. Oh Yea That's True, Because I Need Her Too. After Awhile, I Want You To Take Care, And This Is My Longest Song. And Now The Problems Are We Weren't Getting Along Good Enough. At Least That's What I Think. I Love Her So Much, I Love Pink. I Reversed, Yea, Yea, I Reversed, Yea, Yea. I Got Divorced And I Never Found Anymore Worse. But If I Find Anyone Else In My Life, I Will Love Her, Because I Want Her. I Want You! I Want You! Oh Yea! And Also, I Was A Bum. People Called Me A Scum. So I Tried To Find Another Girl. And I'll Tell You How I Got Married Again On The Drums. Now! I Begged, I Want To Get Married, I Begged, I Had To Get A New Girl, So I Found The Prettiest Girl In The Bar. I Thought She Was A Star. So I Got Married To Another Girl, I Don't Know What Happened. We Got Married So Fast, I Didn't Even Get So Last. Now I'm 108 Years Old. I'm Ridin' My Life Away. Now I Say Now, Wo, I Love You, I Love You. I Want You, This Is My Longest Song. I Want You. Oo! And That's Why I, I Say Now, I Say Now, I Say Now, I Say Now, I Say Now Ah. Now, There's Something I Got To Do. There It Is, There It Is! I Go All My Life, And That's My Wife. We Never Got Divorced Because We Love Each Other So Much. I Found The Right Girl For Me, For Me, For Me. And When I Got To 120 Years Old, My Wife Died And I; So Sad, I Felt So Sad. Then I Got A Knife And I Killed Myself Right Now.
Open The Curtain First. Then I'm Gonna Open The Window And You Might Hear Something. Okay, We're In The Bedroom And I'll Be Back In Just A Time Out Here. Be Back In One Exact Minute Starting Right Now.
Ladies And Gentlemen, I Have Something To Say That This Is Not Gonna Be No More Than A One Minute Song Today, One Minute Long, It's Gonna Be Long. I Can't Find My Hat. Blew Back Mine! Yea, Yea, Yea. The World, The Whole World, One World, The Universe, The Universe, The Universe, The Universe, The Universe, The Universe, The Universe, Universe, Universe, The Universe, The Universe, Universe, The Universe.
Now I Have A Play For You. It's Not Gonna Take Long. It's Going To Be A Play About Wars, About Lukes Bye, By Himself, Here It Goes. You Might Not Hear It, But It's Going To Be A Play. And Here's Lukes Breathing. Now Here's Luke Walking, And He's Gonna Have A Heartattack And Stop Breathing. Oh Is It A Wonderful Day To Poop My Pants? Oh Boy, I'm Going To Jump Up And Down And Ah, Help Me Somebody. I Gotta Go, I'm Gonna Die Of A Heartattack. My Heart Is Burning, Pooping, Ah, I Mean Breathing. I Can't Even Talk Right Anymore. I Talk Stupidly, And Poopidly, And Buttidly. When Everybody Told Me In Wars That, That I Pooped My Pants Aha (FART Sounds) And Until My Butler And To Keep Eyes On Burgarlers. Oh! And Lukes Died, The End. Yep, And That Was My Poopie, I Mean, My Nice Little Funny Story.
The Universe, The Universe Part Two, Two, Two Do Dee Do, The Universe Two, Now The Universe. It Said The Earth Is Gonna Be Destroyed About A Hundred Thousand Years From Now By Nostradamus, Nostradamus, He Can Predict The Future Nearly 400 Years Ago. I Didn't Know If It Would Snow. It's Supposed Be A 27 Year (Ad-Lib) That's Inhuman Man, That's Impossible. Owo! (Ad-Lib Noises.) Burp! Oh Yea! My Cat Is So Happy. I Don't Care How I Live My Life. And I'm Gonna Make Her Mine, I'm Gonna Make Her Mine, I Made Her Mine, I Made Her Mine. We're In Love. My Girl's So Happy. Aho! I'm Sweepin' Away Because I Said To My Girl I'm Leaving You Girl And She Said, Go Ahead, I'm Going To Bed. But Before I Go To Sleep, I'm Not Gonna Weep. I'm Gonna Sleep, I'm Gonna Sweep. She Said That, Scrubbin' The Floor When I Left. But I Saw Her (Ad-Lib Gibberish), After Two Hours, After I Left, She Was Still Sweeping, Not Sleeping. Now She Wasn't Sweeping And Scrubbing The Floor. She Was Sweeping, Sweeping, Sweeping, Sweeping, Sweeping, Sweeping, But Not Sleeping Or Not Weeping After I Left. So I Came Back Home Wondering About Her. And She Said, Hello Mister; And When I Said, Do You Remember Me? She Said Yes, Get Out Of My House. (Ad-Lib Gibberish) And She Was Sweeping. She Was Sweeping Away. Keep On Sweeping Yea. Yes Sweeping Away And I Still Sat On The Bed Wondering If She's Gone To My Head. We Didn't Make Up, But She Was Not Sleeping. She Was Sweeping. She Kept On Sweeping. She Wouldn't Stop Sweeping. I Couldn't Stop With Her Sweeping. And Finally She Went To Sleep. Then She Had To Weep. Then She Got Up In The Morning And Started To Sweep.
Let Me Try Something!
Oh Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Oh Yea! You Got Me By The Tail. You Got Me By The Tail, So I Had To Get A Pale. She Loves You! She's Gots Me By The Tail. She Has Me By The Tail, Tail, Tail. I'm Not Going To Tell You My Story, But It's Too Long To Say Because My Name Is Wayde. She Wouldn't Stop Man. My Story's Too Loud. I Was About To Leave Her, Then She Grabbed Me By The Tail. She Gots Me By The Tail.
(Ad-Lib) But I Just Wanted To Say Thank You For Listening To The Crazy Tapes Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, And 6. Now I'm Making 7 And 8 And Continue On. But Doesn't, This Doesn't Mean You Have To Listen To What I Say. The Other Tape Is Gonna Be A 60 Minute Tape, Not Very Long. The Craziest Tape I Got Would Be Number 1 And 2. (Ad-Lib) Is Kinda Crazy. But Now I Will Have To Go On To My Regular Business. With This Tape, I'll Have To, With This Tape, I'm Gonna Start Out With A Different Bang, Now I Just, I Don't Know What To Do. I Doubt It If You Gonna Visit My Dog, But For Sure I Got At Least One Candid Candid Camera, Brushing Your Teeth, Sneaking In People, Hear Chibby Bark, Me Going Farts, Those Are Some Previews. I'm Just Wiping The Microphone Off. And, I Gotta Say, Thank You For Listening To All These Tapes. I Love You Guys! I Don't Wanna Marry You, But I Like You Guys. But There Is Only One Thing I Want You To Know, Whenever, What Happens To This Place, Crazy Can't Take Me Away. There Will Always Be At Least One Crazy Tape. Go Like This, It's Okay, I Wanna Say Good-Bye, (Ad-Lib Noises) Good-Bye, Good-Bye, Good-Bye, Good-Bye. (Ad-Lib Noises) Good-Bye Man. No Wonder They Call It The Crazy Tape. Okay, Good-Bye, See Ya On The Next Crazy Tape Number 7 And 8.
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The End, The End, The End,
Cut Down The Noise To 400% Which Equals The Amount Of Money We Have.
Step Forward To The Atlantic Ocean.
That’s Not All.
Ear Muffins—Ear Muffins For Breakfast.
The End!
This Is The End Of My Song.
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Improvised Performance Recording.
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CONFUSION FUSION+-=+
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Instrumental
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The Santairs Auburn, Washington
I am a musician, singer, and songwriter doing this part-time but have been doing it all my life. I started singing before I could talk at the age of one, and wrote my first real song at 15 years of age. (If you count avant-garde as a song, then the age would be 7.) I currently own my own recording studio; and I write, perform, and record my own music (and other's from time to time.) I am Santairs. ... more
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