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A parody of Keith Whitley’s, “I’m Over You” which is one of my favorite songs my group performs live. I wrote the first verse back in 2001 and used it as my telephone answering greeting. I was getting tired of receiving about 20 phone calls per day and I thought this would shut them up. It actually seemed to work, but my friends thought it was so funny that they called me more often, which is better than a telemarketer by far. In August of 2012, I decided, after reading the laws about fair use and parodies, I was going to finish off a full length version of this song using my own words for comedic effect. However, the second verse was written by a friend of mine who, in reply to my message, sang the 2nd verse and left it on my machine.
This is song #518.

Recorded at The CELL BLOCK Studio in Auburn, WA.

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Where There’s An Ass Don’t Mean There’s Stink,
Brain In My Head Don’t Mean I Think,
Don’t Flatter Yourself, I’m Dumber Than You.
Get Off The Phone You Lazy Twit,
I Don’t Have To Put Up With Your Shtick,
Anymore, I’m Dumber Than You.

You Heard I’m Stinkin’ More Than I Should,
And I Ain’t Been Lookin’ All That Good.
Something Told You I Like Taking It Rough.
And Why I’m Writing This Story Up
Since I’m Dumber Than You?

There Were Times When You’d Been Around,
You Would Have Seen Me Humpin’ The Ground.
But Now You Won’t, 'CAUSE I’m Dumber Than You.
And If I Seem A Little Bit Cold,
It’s Because I’m Wrinkled And Old,
Like My Penis, I’m Dumber Than You.

You Heard I’m Stinkin’ More Than I Should,
And I Ain’t Been Lookin’ All That Good.
Something Told You I Like Taking It Rough.
And Why I’m Writing This Story Up
Since I’m Dumber Than You?

You Heard I’m Stinkin’ More Than I Should,
And I Ain’t Been Lookin’ All That Good.
Something Told You I Like Taking It Rough.
And Why I’m Writing This Bs Up
Since I’m Dumber Than You?
I’m Dumber Than You. I’m Dumber Than You. I’m Dumber Than You.

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from A COMEDY OF AIR ORES (2024 Remaster), released March 14, 2016
Wayde K. Brown

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The Santairs Auburn, Washington

I am a musician, singer, and songwriter doing this part-time but have been doing it all my life. I started singing before I could talk at the age of one, and wrote my first real song at 15 years of age. (If you count avant-garde as a song, then the age would be 7.) I currently own my own recording studio; and I write, perform, and record my own music (and other's from time to time.) I am Santairs. ... more

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