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TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY, "AH​!​"

from IT SEEMS SO STRANGE [Digitally Remastered] by The Santairs

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This song is pushing the limits of silliness. Back when I was in Jr. High, I would write the phrase on a piece of paper, “Take off your clothes and say AH!” and put them all over the place, like locker room benches, student desks, bathroom, the floor, and wherever I could find as a good place to do this gag. Many kids found it insanely funny, and I did too watching their reaction to it. I even put it on a teacher’s desk a time or two. I thought it was funny based more on what a doctor would say, not in a sexual way. The basic beat came to me a couple days before I recorded this (which is now 11/2/13.) I had the chorus but no verses. I wrote a couple stupid cliché lines about sexual innuendo and recorded it the same day. I do like the song in one musical aspect. It’s one of the only songs I wrote that’s in one key, which is the key of “E”. I was originally going to use a synthesizer for the drum part, but the adapter I had was broken, so I had to resort to the “real” drums. I then overdubbed the thumping bass part. Lastly, I put in a couple vocal parts, from the lead to the backing parts. For the chorus, I was putting on my acting hat and whispering the vocals. The entire process was a bit fun and silly at the same time, which I hope comes off in the recording. It is what it is and that’s all that it is. P.S.: the intro is sung in Japanese describing part of a human male anatomy.

This is song #527.

Recorded at The CELL BLOCK Studio in Auburn, WA.

lyrics

KINTAMA WAH, KINTAMA WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH FOR YOUR KINTMAWAH.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, MM, UGH…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…

SHE’S GOT SOME JUNK IN HER TRUNK.
YOU GOTTA GRIND HER TO FIND HER.
YOU GOTTA USE HER TO ABUSE HER.
DON’T HATE MASTURBATE.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, MM, UGH…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, OH, EE…

SHE’S GOT SOME CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN’.
SHE’S KINDA LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE.
DON’T BE SILLY, PROTECT THE WILLIE.
YOU GET NO LOVE WITHOUT A GLOVE.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, MM, UGH…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…

THE RIGHT SELECTION FOR AN ERECTION,
PROTECT THE MEAT FROM THE HEAT.
IF SHE’S EAGER, PROTECT THE BEAVER.
IF YOU LOVE HER, WEAR THAT COVER.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, MM, UGH…
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE.

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from IT SEEMS SO STRANGE [Digitally Remastered], released May 26, 2014
Wayde K. Brown

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The Santairs Auburn, Washington

I am a musician, singer, and songwriter doing this part-time but have been doing it all my life. I started singing before I could talk at the age of one, and wrote my first real song at 15 years of age. (If you count avant-garde as a song, then the age would be 7.) I currently own my own recording studio; and I write, perform, and record my own music (and other's from time to time.) I am Santairs. ... more

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