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IT SEEMS SO STRANGE [Digitally Remastered]

by The Santairs

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IT SEEMS SO STRANGE 02:42
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IT SEEMS SO STRANGE DEAR, WHO’S TO BLAME WHEN THINGS ARE DIFFERENT AND NOTHING’S THE SAME? WHEN YOU LEFT ME, I WAS FAR BEHIND, RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND RUNNIN’ BLIND. IT SEEMS SO STRANGE NOW, WHY DID YOU LIE? YOU MADE ME MAD AND YOU MADE ME CRY. IT SEEMS SO STRANGE DEAR, WHO’S TO BLAME? YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL MY PAIN. NOW THAT YOU’VE GONE AWAY, I’LL GET BY AND GO MY WAY. NOW THAT I’M ALL ALONE. YOU THEN CALL ME ON THE PHONE. (SOLO) IT SEEMS SO STRANGE GIRL, WHY DID WE FIGHT? NOW THAT YOU’RE GONE, I FEEL ALL RIGHT. IT SEEMS SO STRANGE DEAR. I’M GLAD YOU’RE GONE. SO I CAN LIVE AGAIN AND GO ON.
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DON'T CRY BABY (INSTRUMENTAL) 02:36
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INSTRUMENTAL
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ALL THE LITTLE 06:10
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ALL I THINK, ALL I SEE, ALL I KNOW IS YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME. ALL I THINK, ALL I SEE, ALL I KNOW IS YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME. ALL I WANT, ALL I HAVE, ALL I WANT IS TO HAVE AND HOLD AND TO KISS YOU NOW IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD TO DO. OH, NO, NO (REPEAT) ALL THE LITTLE THINGS THAT I SEE, ALL THE LITTLE (AH) THINGS THAT I SEE, YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME, SO, SO MUCH TO ME, SO MUCH TO ME. WOO! (SOLO) ALL I THINK, ALL I SEE, ALL I KNOW IS YOU'RE THE, IS YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME, ALRIGHT. ALL I THINK, ALL I SEE, ALL I KNOW IS YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME. ALL I WANT, ALL I HAVE, ALL I WANT IS TO HAVE AND HOLD AND TO KISS YOU NOW IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD TO DO. OH, NO, NO (REPEAT)
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THE MAN OF SEVEN CARS 01:09
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THE MAN OF SEVEN CARS BUYS A HOUSE THAT HE CAN LIVE IN. TOO BAD HE COULDN’T DO LIKE IT SHOULD BE MAN.
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TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY, "AH!" 02:19
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KINTAMA WAH, KINTAMA WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH FOR YOUR KINTMAWAH. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, MM, UGH… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… SHE’S GOT SOME JUNK IN HER TRUNK. YOU GOTTA GRIND HER TO FIND HER. YOU GOTTA USE HER TO ABUSE HER. DON’T HATE MASTURBATE. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, MM, UGH… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SAY AH, OH, EE… SHE’S GOT SOME CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN’. SHE’S KINDA LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE. DON’T BE SILLY, PROTECT THE WILLIE. YOU GET NO LOVE WITHOUT A GLOVE. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, MM, UGH… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… THE RIGHT SELECTION FOR AN ERECTION, PROTECT THE MEAT FROM THE HEAT. IF SHE’S EAGER, PROTECT THE BEAVER. IF YOU LOVE HER, WEAR THAT COVER. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, MM, UGH… TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND THEN SAY AH, OH, EE.
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SPACESHIP 02:26
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I FLEW UPON A SPACESHIP. I ATE INSIDE A SPACESHIP. I LIVED INSIDE A SPACESHIP. I WALKED AROUND THE SPACESHIP. I SAW THE GREEN, GOLD SPACESHIP AS I WALKED UPON THE ROCKY SHORE. I CRUISED INSIDE A SPACESHIP. I DROVE THE GREEN, GOLD SPACESHIP. I MADE LOVE INSIDE THE SPACESHIP. YEA, I RAN INSIDE THE SPACESHIP. I SAW THE BIG, BRIGHT STARS AS I FELL ONTO THE BOTTOM FLOOR. (SOLO) I RENTED OUT THE SPACESHIP; PROTESTED IN THE SPACESHIP. I FARTED IN THE SPACESHIP. I CLEANED OUTSIDE THE SPACESHIP. I SAW THE NEBULA AS I CRUSHED INTO THE PLANET EARTH. I FOUGHT INSIDE THE SPACESHIP. I KILLED INSIDE THE SPACESHIP. I DREAMED INSIDE THE SPACESHIP. YEA, I DIED IN THE SPACESHIP. THE LAST DAMN WORDS I SAID WAS TOO LATE FOR I WAS DEAD INSIDE THE SPACESHIP. INSIDE THE SPACESHIP, WO, INSIDE THE SPACESHIP.
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BALD MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD 01:55
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BALD MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! BALD MAN, HIS BRAIN IS SMALLER THAN A TOAD. BALD MAN IS CRAWLING UP THE STREET! BALD MAN IS NOT USIN’ HIS FEET! BALD MAN IS REALLY SMALL. BALD MAN LOOKS LIKE A CUE BALL. BALD MAN LIKES TO WAX HIS HEAD! BALD MAN WISHES HE HAD HAIR INSTEAD! BALD MAN…..BALD MAN….. BALD MAN…..BALD MAN….. BALD MAN IS ALL OVER THE PLACE, BALD MAN IS INVADING MY SPACE. BALD MY IS SO SICK AND TIRED, BALD MAN IS REALLY GONE WIRED. BALD MAN IS CRAWLING ON HIS KNEES. BALD MAN DOES WHAT HE PLEASE. BALD MAN GETS MY SYMPATHY SINCE BALD MAN IS REALLY JUST ME. BALD MAN…..BALD MAN….. BALD MAN…..BALD MAN.
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OH USAGI BAKEMONOGA 03:48
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OH USAGI BAKEMONOGA (repeat over and over.)
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SYNTAX IS MY ILLUSION 07:20
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YOU SAY IT’S OVER. YOU SAY IT’S WRONG. BUT WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK SO LONG? YOU ARE SO DUMB. IT’S ME WHO’LL CRY. YOU THINK IT’S RIGHT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN AS I DID BEFORE. YOU’RE ALL STINKIN’ RETARDS. MUTILATE THE WHORES! (SOLO) YOU SAY YOU’LL COME BACK. YOU SAY IT’S ALL RIGHT. I’M GOING INSANE WITH ADVANCED DISEASE. CUT ME IN HALF, DOWN TO MY KNEES. YOU FEEL SO ESTRANGED. MY LOVE HAS ITS RANGE. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS PAIN, PAIN, PAIN. GO SCREW YOURSELF. WE’RE ALL IN VAIN. NEXT IS YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF DIPS. ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES; YOU TAKE SOME TRIPS. SO DON’T TELL ME RIGHT FROM WRONG, 'CAUSE I HATE YOUR GUTS. YOU BELONG WITH THE ANIMALS, THE CHICKENS AND THE MUTTS. I MUST TELL YOU: MY BRAIN IS DEAD. IT’S ALL IMAGINARY LIVING INSIDE OF MY HEAD. I HATE YOU WORLD, THAT I CANNOT HIDE. IT’S TIME TO BE STONED; TIME FOR SUICIDE. (SOLO) NOW THAT I’M DEAD, THERE’S ONE MORE THING I FEEL. IT’S MORE THAN A PAIN; IT’S A PAIN THAT IS REAL. OH HELP ME PEOPLE!
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BABOON BUTT 03:00
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BA-BA-BABOON BUTT, BOON BUTT, BOON BUTT, BOON (REPEAT OVER AND OVER.) BA-BA-BABOON!
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COMPLETELY DERANGED 06:39
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MY LOVE’S STRANGE, COMPLETELY DERANGED, WITH NO LOVE. TIE YOU DOWN, TWIST YOU AROUND; SEE US BLEED! KISS MY DREAMS, NIGHTMARES GLEAM, I AM STUCK. I HURT YOU, BLACK AND BLUE, LET ME DIE. (SOLO) I WAS USED, SO ABUSED. I AM SICK. I DON’T CRY. I ONLY LIE TO MYSELF. LAST CHANCE FOR ROMANCE; NO MORE HATE. MY LOVE’S STRANGE. I’M DERANGED. HELP ME PLEASE!
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is BEEN A LONG LONGE TIME 00:15
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IT’S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME. IT’S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME. IT’S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME. IT’S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME.
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DON'T CRY BABY/DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY PART 2 (REPRISE) 04:27
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DON’T CRY BABY. PLEASE STAY BY MY SIDE. HOLD ME CLOSE TO YOU. THEN WE’LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. DON’T SAY YOU’RE SORRY ‘CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO. AND YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE THAT I LONG TO BE WITH YOU. KISS ME DARLIN’. WHAT MORE SHOULD I SAY? I FEEL LOVE. ISN’T THAT ENOUGH? I REALLY CARE FOR YOU, CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND? OUR LOVE WILL ALWAYS BE ‘CAUSE YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. DON’T CRY BABY. DON’T SAY YOU’RE SORRY. I’LL LIVE AND CARRY ON EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE GONE. ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS A GIRL LIKE YOU. IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? I PROMISE TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. ONLY IF YOU TELL ME THE SAME TOO. DON’T CRY BABY; DON’T SAY YOU’RE SORRY!
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THANK YOU VARY MUCH 00:57
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VARY MUCH!!!

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This is The Santairs most experimental and avant-garde album to date, ranging from the serious, to the silly, from the sane, to the insane. This is The Santairs 9th digital album release.

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released May 26, 2014

All songs recorded at The CELL BLOCK Studio in Auburn, WA.
(Total running time: 45:43)

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The Santairs Auburn, Washington

I am a musician, singer, and songwriter doing this part-time but have been doing it all my life. I started singing before I could talk at the age of one, and wrote my first real song at 15 years of age. (If you count avant-garde as a song, then the age would be 7.) I currently own my own recording studio; and I write, perform, and record my own music (and other's from time to time.) I am Santairs. ... more

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